Writers Block

I'm still having writers block, but then I usually say that - post something from an e-mail I have gotten and then post two other things. Who knows.

Anyway, I did receive this the other day and thought it was funny. Hope you enjoy it too.....

VOTED BEST SHORT JOKE OF 2006

For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His Father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $580,000 and, unfortunately, your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford It."

The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"

Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard mom tell you to wait because she was coming too. I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $580,000 mortgage and no bike!"