Lifesavers

I got this the other day. I had gotten it before, but I loved it just as much this time.

Enjoy!

A teacher was doing a study testing the senses of first graders, using a bowl of lifesavers.

The children began to say:
"Red.......... cherry,"
"Yellow....... lemon,"
"Green........ lime,"
"Orange...... orange ,"
"Purple........ grape "

Finally the teacher gave them all honey lifesavers. After tasting them, none of the children could identify the taste, well, she said, I'll give you a clue. It's what your Mother may sometimes call your father.

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out on the floor and yelled: "Oh my God!!!! They're ass holes"